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Oh boy…I know how this goes. I know how Shauna operates.

She smiles and then they fall in love and then they get married and then she changes her name to Shauna Malwae-Wyatt or he’s gonna be really progressive and change his name to Ben Wyatt Malwae-Tweep…

God, I am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.

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— Lesley Knope (Parks and Recreation) reaction to seeing Shauna flirting with Ben